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Film Review: Ponyo / 崖の上のポニョ

Posted August 10th, 2008. Filed under Reviews, Youtube Videos

Ponyo on the Cliff by the Sea (崖の上のポニョ)

So yes, the other day I saw the new Studio Ghibli film (maker of Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke and My Neighbour Totoro, which I reviewed) I liked it, but I honestly don’t think it’s up to par with his usual films, to be totally honest.

It’s much more of a kiddy movie, with no violence at all, and no really ‘evil’ characters (other than a grumpy grandmother, but she’s hardly evil like the demons in Mononoke).

Anyway, I thought I’d do my full review as a video, so here it is;

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11 Quick East Asian Cinema Film Reviews

Posted June 2nd, 2008. Filed under Reviews

It’s finally over! After I left my three hour East Asian cinema exam today, I walked away from exams and studying for over three months! I’m finally free! For those wondering, the Japanese exam went quite well I think, and as for East Asian Cinema, well I didn’t really study that much for it but again I feel it went reasonably. Let’s just hope the results are OK, and I can get into my second year!

Anyway, over the course of my East Asian Cinema course I was supposed to watch 11 films, most of which I did aside from when I was falling asleep in the lecture theater. Reguardless, here’s a quick review (and I mean really quick) of each one, in order of when they were made. Some of these reviews are probably quite unfair, but to be honest I’m just dashing through them and it’s simply what I felt about each film.

Rashomon (Akira Kurosawa, 1950) [MY REVIEW]
It’s a great film, a Kurosawa classic and one of the reasons Japanese cinema is so big in the West. 9/10

Tampopo (Juzo Itami, 1985) [MY REVIEW]
The perfect film to get a few friends around for and sit there asking what on earth is going on. Mad, but with a lovely message and a pretty warm feel throughout. 8/10

Qiu Ju (Zhang Yimou, 1992)
This is meant to be a comedy about a woman who’s husband is kicked in the crotch so she goes off to get the law to do something about it. The problem is this film is incredibly boring. I’m sure it’s interesting if you’re really intrested in Chinese culture, but I wouldn’t advise it otherwise. 3/10

Farewell My Concubine (Chen Kaige, 1993)
Starts off with kids being brought up in the theatre and being tortured by their teachers and it’s awesome – nice and cutting. Then they grow up and it goes all political, and it’s pretty plodding. It’s way too long though. Every time you think it’s over, you get another three scenes. Not bad though. 6/10

Chungking Express (Wong Kar-Wai, 1994)
Two love stories tied together very loosely by a take away in Hong Kong. It’s alright, I suppose. Not a huge fan though. They also play the song ‘California Dreaming’ about three hundred times throughout, and believe me after a while it gets really really old. 7/10

Swallowtail Butterfly (Shunji Iwai, 1996) [MY REVIEW]
Probably my favourite movie of them all, simply because of all of them this is the one I didn’t expect I would like, but I really did. Edgy, with lots of references to foreign life in Japan. Maybe not loved by all, but for me this is a masterpiece. 10/10

Princess Mononoke (Hayao Miyazaki, 1997)
If I like an anime film it must be amazing, because I don’t get 99.9% of them. But this is really cool – enough violence and action to make it interesting and plenty of clever meanings and so forth. Bloody hard to write an exam answer about, though… 9/10

The Tale Of Chunhyang (Im Kwon-taek, 2000)
This is a visually stunning film adaptation of a traditional Korean folk story, but other than the aesthetics it’s not overly great. Passable. 7/10

Address Unknown (Kim Ki-duk, 2001)
Easily one of the most depressing films I’ve ever seen, but it’s not bad. Just don’t watch it with your kids. 7/10

Beijing Bicycle (Wang Xiaoshuai, 2001)
This is a pretty cool Chinese film about some kid who gets his bike stolen then goes to get it back. It’s a bit confusing at times but there’s some good stuff in here. 7/10

Oldboy (Park Chan-wook, 2003)
The most awesome revenge film ever. Come on, if you’ve not seen it you probably should get on with it. 9/10

Well, I hope that was interesting. I want to do a proper review of Princess Mononoke at some point as I did with My Neighbour Totoro, so stay tuned for that.

In other news, now that the exams are over I have little to do but prepare to leave for Japan. I’m going to post one more big update about that before I go, and then it’s time to fly! I’m really hoping I can teach myself how to do video blogging before I go so I can mix it up a bit and do some video blogs for the site, but that’s pretty unlikely as I am pretty dumb. But there’s no harm in hoping, right?

Swallowtail Butterfly is the third Japanese film I’ve watched for my East Asian Cinema module. (The first being Rashomon, the second being Tampopo). I think of all the films I’ve seen now (around 10), this one was my favourite one so far, so I thought I’d review it here.

I am going to be writing an essay about the role of foreigners in this film. If you’re reading this and you are a student at Sheffield doing the same essay, don’t you even think of stealing these ideas! I’ll know!

The film was made in 1996 and was directed by Shunji Iwai, who also made All About Lily Chou-Chou and Love Letter (US: When I Close My Eyes) amongst other classics. He’s a pretty famous director in Japan, and his films usually do very well in Japan, both with critics and financially. Swallowtail Butterfly grossed 2 billion yen, which is a pretty significant amount.

The film starts off with a short narrative which I think sums the whole film up quite nicely, so I’ve posted it here;

“Once upon a time, when the yen was the most powerful force in the world, the city overflowed with immigrants, like a gold rush boom town. They came in search of yen, snatching up yen. And the immigrants called the city Yentown. But the Japanese hated that name. So they referred to those yen thieves as Yentowns. It’s a bit puzzling, but “Yentown” meant both the city and the outcasts. If they worked hard, earned a pocketful of yen, and returned home, they were rich men. It sounds like a fairy tale, but it was a paradise of yen, “Yentown”. And this is the story of Yentowns in Yentown.”

It should be noted this isn’t true but it does allow Iwai to create this amazing “Yentown” sub-culture, made up of immigrants who have come to Japan. This gives Iwai free reign to shape his creation in any way he wants, whilst still making clear and relevant links to the real state of Japan. He’s pretty ruthless, too. The majority of the Japanese in the film are either clumsy and dim-witted, or incredibly ruthless and effective businessmen who can’t wait to shank you for a quick Yen.

The film’s heroine, Ageha, is an orphaned girl of Chinese descent, who’s upbringing leaves her speaking only Japanese and English. She becomes part of a ragtag bunch of outcasts, all working together to make a living. Glico, another part of the team, becomes a famous singer and as a result has to “become as Japanese as you (her bosses) want!” Everyone here has no official identity – they are outcasts pushed aside by society, yet their deeply developed characters make them a lot more realistic and like-able than their Japanese counterparts.

This film is quite slow paced, but not boring, I promise. There’s plenty of action and some pretty brutal violence, some of which is intentionally over the top to give certain characters a more surprising or unrealistic edge, all the whilst being framed in the gritty realistic Yentown setting.

This film, then, is awesome. It really is. There’s not really a weak character to let the team down, the directing is excellent and the plot, with it’s underlying themes of homogeneity and the need to diversify, are well developed. If I had to make one small gripe, it would be that this film was created entirely on hand cams, and as a result the image quality is sometimes irritatingly poor. But I think in a way that adds to the ‘dirty’ Yentown image. You certantly find yourself siding with the underdogs, and whilst this isn’t a family film it does carry a heartwarming message.

Go see this film, and stick with it. It starts off pretty good, and believe me, it just gets better and better.

Film Review: Survive Style 5+

Posted March 13th, 2008. Filed under Reviews

Remember a week ago when I reviewed Tampopo and found it ever so slightly bizarre? Well worry not, I’ve found an even more insane film in Survive Style 5+ which features a whole host of famous actors including Tadanobu Asano (Zatoichi) and the legendary Vinnie Jones. That’s right, Vinnie’s going to Japan.

Vinnie in Survive Style

The story follows a man killing his wife, before returning home and finding she’s sitting at the table waiting for him. Every following time he manages to off her she comes back stronger and angrier, each time trying to off him before he can off her.  Woven into this tale is the story follows the tale of a family who get hold of some tickets to see a famous hypnotist (above, right) as he performs his amazing 1 Million Yen challenge – if the audience member chosen is not affected by his skills, he wins a million Yen. Sadly the father of the family succumbs to the magic and begins to believe he is a chicken. Sadly, before he can be changed back, Assassin Vinnie Jones pops up with his bumbling translator and demands to know “What is your purpose in life?” before killing the hypnotist, thus leaving the father a chicken for the rest of his life.

Erika

However, as with all these bizarre films, there’s always plenty of other storylines to follow. Yuko is a woman working for an advertising company who continually throught the film comes up with rediculous ideas for adverts. We the audience are then shown these ideas (through a curtain with “What the advert Yuko is thinking about” written on it) before cutting back to the story and Yuko giggling.

This film is great if you’re prepared to sit back and accept you’re not going to understand it. The subtitles are well written and the entire cast gives a convincing performance (even chicken man). Well worth a watch for fans of Pulp Fiction.

Film Review: Tampopo / タンポポ

Posted March 7th, 2008. Filed under Reviews

The second Japanese film I am studying as part of my “East Asian Cinema” module is Juzo Itami’s 1985 comedy Tampopo. (The first, Rashomon, I reviewed here) So I thought I’d treat you guys to another exciting review. So settle down and prepare yourself – this is one weird film.

Tampopo

The plot follows the story of Ms. Tampopo (which means Dandelion in Japanese), on her quest to reinvent her shoddy Ramen bar as the culinary epicentre of… well, Ramen. The two men in the far left of the above photo, Goro and Gun, are truck drivers who stop on their way to a delivery. There they meet Tampopo’s son who is being beaten up by his classmates. They eat at the bar and voice their dislike for her noodles, which results in a fight breaking out with one of her regulars. The next day Goro decides he’ll help Tampopo turn the place into a great eatery. I am aware this makes no sense as he just got beaten up but this film is a lot better if you don’t question it. Or use logic.

That said, it doesn’t sound so strange yet. That’s until you consider the scenes that have absoloutly no bearing on the plot whatsoever. As I’m not a film critic I’ve probably missed some of the hidden underlying meanings, but here is a rundown of a few of the more bizarre cutaways that I couldn’t find any meaning for.

If you plan to watch this film, you might want to skip over this part.

  • The film opens with what looks like an LA Gangster and his mistress sitting in a cinema. He then tells the camera he hates it when people rustle sweet papers in the cinema, a point he then proves by starting a fight with someone doing just that. Later in the film he and his mistress are involved in some rather steamy action involving some cake, syrup, some live mollusc things, and later on an egg yolk. I don’t want to expand on the egg yolk because it has to be seen to be believed.
  • The same gangster then later goes down to the beach (for no reaso) where he spots a girl no older than 15 catching oysters. He buys one off her and proceeds to cut his lip trying to eat it out of it’s shell, so she cuts it out for him then licks the blood off his lips whilst her family watch from the sea. Don’t ask

Oysters

  • Towards the end of the film the gangster is shot by an unidentified killer and, with his dying moments, explains to his distraught mistress how eating yams out of a wild boar’s intestine is divine.
  • A store clerk spends a good three minutes chasing a grandmother around his supermarket as she keeps squeezing his food.
  • Six businessmen all order food in a fancy restaurant. The five older members all order the same thing, the young intern then orders in fluent French, causing the other businessmen’s faces to turn bright red.
  • Goro recruits the following people to help him in his quest;
    • A homeless doctor.
    • The chef of a man who’s life he saved when he ate too much food.
    • The man he had a fight with.
  • A man runs home to his dying wife, with his kids crying around her. As he arrives he shouts “Don’t die! You have to live! Say something! Sing! Cook dinner! Cook our dinner!” The dying woman then gets up, makes dinner, serves it and dies in front of her family. The man’s reply? “Eat up, it’s the last meal she made.”
  • A man goes to a dentist and has some work done, resulting in the doctor and two nurses reeling from a mysterious smell coming from his mouth. As he leaves, one of the nurses begins to dance even though no music is playing throughout the scene.
  • In the final scene, the camera pans from Goro and Gun leaving in their truck to a woman breastfeeding a baby and the credits roll. This is the first time either the woman or the child have been in the film.

You can stop skipping now!

I warned you this film had some… odd moments. But despite that it is a hilareous film, and I 100% reccomend it to anyone who doesn’t want a “serious” film. It’s funny and weird in equal amounts. Most of the main characters are suprisingly well developed considering they are jostling for screentime with strange grandmothers and an irritable gangster. Just don’t try writing an essay on it.

Wait, that’s what I have to do. Oh dear

I’ve finalised my travel details for returning to Japan, so hang on for such exciting details as my flights and how drunk I plan to get. (Very).

Finally, happy birthday to Jamaipanese!

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